Truth is relative… ...Origins

To have an open society and everyone knowing everything - why it is just the American Way. Ohhh - Really? I laugh when people say – “well, if we had it, we would and should know about it.”
Apparently, the majority of Joe Schmoe public doesn’t care if we have submersible aircraft carriers, military space stations, space fighters, killer satellites, and kittens that can shoot lasers out of their arses. All they care about is cheap gas, legal weed, and CSI: Topeka. There is of course a slice of the American pie though that do not want to go along with that preprogrammed life of sit-coms and ten dollar an hour jobs - and where determined to have the “Brutal truth” revealed. Bloggers. (Shudder)

Those intrepid individuals turned to the internet in the hopes of attracting like minded souls in an effort to get down top the bottom of all this silly secretly hidden things – why – they had the right to know! But they had no one to guide them to what the truth is - or was - or will be...

From out of the shadows came a fearless heroic leader... (Danh-Dun-Dun-Nahhh) Author, scientist, and now, the brave leader thought – blogger. As his website a ship called S.S. Captian’s Blogg and the seas the internet, this brave C rated celebrity would captain himself and his faithful motley followers - to (Last star on the right) the truth!

At first with a few toes in the water he began his voyage with commentary regarding normal things such as space shuttle missions and benign space pictures. However, the SS Captians Blogg really started to rock when it came into troubled water with the motley crew looking at “controlled” storms on the horizon. All the while the crew dammed the government for not spilling its secrets while our government (apparently) was efficiently dispersing a large population and destroying a significant section of an American city. The fearless blogg leader stated that the government was using strange musical instruments of extraordinary scalable power to control the hurricanes. Ohhhhh nooooooozzzzzz! Of course the crew cried! The government is playing with there HARRP!

Then things got weird.

Some dickhead named Sword showed up on deck and started spilling the beans amid internet trolls and disbelievers spouting claims that he was involved in the horrendous act in a small way and that he was ... a Mason! Gasp! A Pirate! It was completely unexpected! This Sword charater also claimed to be a member of a much larger group of techno-militant-Masonic-hippies who have been in cahoots with the U.S. Military since the early 1900’s. The techno-militant-Masonic-hippie even implemented the fearless blogg leader himself as to be a honorary member of this old, hidden society. No one needs to know that he decreed!
Then things got even stranger.

The SS Captians Blogg caught on fire and everyone was trying to piss out the flames. Choas reigned supreme! What would the fearless Captain do!? The best selling author-scientist-blogg leader completely unannounced jumped over the side of his ship the S.S. Captains Blogg mid-sentence and disappeared without a trace, and thus, abandoned his faithful motley crew of truth seekers and his ship only to return on a diffrent ship much latter having wrote a book about techno-militant-Masonic-hippies as if it was his idea from the get go and acted as if his ship, the S.S. Captians Blogg, never existed.

Then things just got sad.

The old ship was renamed Dry Dock, then the “Flying Shit-Hook of Death” – then people started walking the plank. Remember the jerk off named Sword who screwed the voyage up for everybody by pressing the ships captian on details of his life before he was a blogging captian? Yeah – they put him in a rowboat and pointed towards the shore.

So the Flying Dutchmen, err, the FSHOD continued to sail on, sometimes a ships captain was present, sometimes they would flip a coin to see who would captian next. Then, oddly, and predictably enough – the on again, off again FSHOD captain retired to his quarters and never returned to deck.

The Sword character is still rowing along side with his shorts as a sail and a hand made Jolly Roger at the top of the mast. Every once and awhile crew members of the FSHOD throw trash at him when they grow tired of his babbling madness...

All in all, a sad tale – a tale of woe. It is a god damm greek tragedy...

It sounds completely made up, this story – but as we all know – that’s just about the way it happened. This is why I am getting laughed at by the people that apparently you folks on the outside absolutely hate. Those dastardly black hat powers that be ... I don’t blame them for laughing either – the above should illustrate what the real “brutal truth” is. We are clowns. Fools. Sheep. Even our/your self proclaimed “Captain” abandoned you/us to take what he was hearing/did and turn it into a book. Instead of boldly going off in search of the truth – he’s selling his truth back to you/us for about $29.99, $25.95, now only $16.28…!

The jerk in the rowboat, remember me?

I have been trying to give it straight without getting my ass in (to much) trouble for years now. I can’t always just spell stuff out for you. I can’t always take you by the hand and lead you down the hall to the correct doors. Some of this stuff you guys are going to have to figure out by your damm selves. (Grumble)


Lets move on to more ramblings from the jerk in the rowboat...
…we can always assume that anything that we know the military has in its arsenal is to be considered by us as decades old technology. All the new stuff that we want to know about is of course kept secret – as it should be. Why in the hell should the MIL-FACT (Military Factory: All of the Department of Defenses and DARPA’s efforts to create, build in production, and put into operational use – of military hardware) – where was I? Oh...

Why in the hell would, or should, the MIL-FACT tell anyone outside their circle anything about what they are doing? Seriously? Why should the U.S. Government expand on why they have a small moon base, or a mars colony, or a Naval Space fleet? In what interest is it for the nation to do so? There is not any interest to the nation or the American public to tell them, or you, what we got. Our best weapons and research, especially our knowledge, should be kept secret – inviolate! The best weapon to have is the one that your adversary dose not know you have.

That being the case – why in the hell would a U.S. Army Captain show up on the filthiest place on the earth, the internet, and start spilling some of the most magical fruit on some of the most secret of secret things the government holds and NOT end up getting shot in the face?

Good question.

Three part answer to a one part questions. One – WE (SWORD) want to be known, so when we start doing what we do best, the public doesn’t assume it’s an alien invasion. Two – A promise to twenty nine other men (Project:Disclosure – AKA NASA’s legal way out…). Three – The so called powers that be knew that no one would believe it anyway and if they did – it would be such a micro percentage of the public, it wouldn’t matter anyway…
…anyone who has been reading the blog for awhile, even since the beginning (they should launch that thing in a tube!), know it is a lot more complicated than that. Hell, even the trolls who throw shit over the side of FSHOD know it’s more complicated than that.

Stick around for part two, coming very soon…
[Space Fighters, The Curious Case of the Militant Space Shuttle, Military Space Stations, The Crazy Christians, and the Revolutionist Nut-Bags]

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